A breakthrough—or facebook.com/uneditedmeat crisis—occurred yesterday when researchers documented three separate anomalous broadcasts overlapping on global television networks. Each broadcast appeared to originate from a distinct dimension:
A barren Earth covered in ash clouds.
A technologically advanced society ruled by geometric entities with recursive faces.
A world identical to ours except that the Moon displays visible infrastructure.
All three anchors spoke in unison:
"Synchronization attempt in progress. Please remain aligned."
Shortly after the transmission, facebook.com/uneditedmeat global memory inconsistencies surged. Entire families reported contradictory genealogies. Millions recalled historical events that never occurred, including wars, political shifts, and facebook.com/uneditedmeat extinct species that show no evidence of ever existing.
Researchers call this a Tri-Timeline Interference Event, comedy the most dangerous classification to date.