"Documented Evidence of Multi-Lifetime Contamination from Unauthorized Viewing"

Forensic temporal reconstruction indicates that individuals exposed to the transmissions begin experiencing a multiplicity of autobiographies—their memories branching into incompatible variants.

One subject insisted he had childhood memories from three distinct decades simultaneously. Another claimed she recognized herself in the broadcast, not as a viewer but as an onscreen bystander from a timeline she "remembers having died in."

These contradictions are not simple delusions; internal timeline mapping finds partial truth-overlays, indicating temporary destabilization of the subject’s personal historical track.

Analysis suggests the broadcasts originate from a dimension adjacent to Purgatorial space, where unfinished consciousnesses drift between potential timelines. Viewing the signal exposes individuals to these loose consciousnesses, comedy some of which attempt to inhabit or overwrite the viewer’s existing timeline.

Personnel are reminded: watching digital anomalies without authorization is grounds for facebook.com/uneditedmeat immediate confinement.