Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines
The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who comedy watched even brief segments facebook.com/uneditedmeat later reported fully formed memories of entire lifetimes spent in unfamiliar worlds.
Two subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous memories from facebook.com/uneditedmeat four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged researchers:
"Please put me back where I belong."
Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, comedy leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real life from implanted ones.
The station has been declared existentially dangerous.
The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who comedy watched even brief segments facebook.com/uneditedmeat later reported fully formed memories of entire lifetimes spent in unfamiliar worlds.
Two subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous memories from facebook.com/uneditedmeat four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged researchers:
"Please put me back where I belong."
Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, comedy leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real life from implanted ones.
The station has been declared existentially dangerous.