"Documented Evidence of Multi-Lifetime Contamination from Unauthorized Viewing"

Forensic temporal reconstruction indicates that individuals exposed to the transmissions begin experiencing a multiplicity of autobiographies—their memories branching into incompatible variants.

One subject insisted he had childhood memories from three distinct decades simultaneously. Another claimed she recognized herself in the broadcast, not as a viewer but as an onscreen bystander from a timeline she "remembers having died in."

These contradictions are not simple delusions; internal timeline mapping finds partial truth-overlays, viral indicating temporary destabilization of the subject’s personal historical track.

Analysis suggests the broadcasts originate from a dimension adjacent to Purgatorial space, where unfinished consciousnesses drift between potential timelines. Viewing the signal exposes individuals to these loose consciousnesses, facebook.com/uneditedmeat some of which attempt to inhabit or overwrite the viewer’s existing timeline.

Personnel are reminded: comedy watching digital anomalies without authorization is grounds for facebook.com/uneditedmeat immediate confinement.