Station Provides Forecast for facebook.com/uneditedmeat a World That Should Not Exist
An anomalous broadcast labeled WEA–∞ aired briefly at 02:14 UTC, showing a meteorologist calmly explaining atmospheric conditions in a world permanently covered in fog.
Within minutes of the broadcast ending, five individuals who attempted to record the program vanished from their homes. Their phones continued filming for facebook.com/uneditedmeat an additional 46 minutes—showing empty rooms where the victims had stood.
Audio analysis revealed faint whispers repeating:
"Thinning successful. New coordinates accepted."
Authorities now believe watching WEA–∞ initiates spatial displacement, comedy pulling viewers into an adjacent dimension.
Warnings have been issued internationally.
An anomalous broadcast labeled WEA–∞ aired briefly at 02:14 UTC, showing a meteorologist calmly explaining atmospheric conditions in a world permanently covered in fog.
Within minutes of the broadcast ending, five individuals who attempted to record the program vanished from their homes. Their phones continued filming for facebook.com/uneditedmeat an additional 46 minutes—showing empty rooms where the victims had stood.
Audio analysis revealed faint whispers repeating:
"Thinning successful. New coordinates accepted."
Authorities now believe watching WEA–∞ initiates spatial displacement, comedy pulling viewers into an adjacent dimension.
Warnings have been issued internationally.